"I am going pee outside to make the snow green."

"11...40...9...10...GO!"

I am just a kid...

Darin wanted to eat in Logan's high chair for lunch.  I was going to put the tray on Darin and he said to me "Don't put it too tight.  Because I am just a kid.  I am just a big kid."

Darin: I have a mogeek on my neck.
Me: What is that?
Darin: A spider!

"I will be Super MAN-dy"

Logan was down for a nap, so I went to take a shower.  When I got out of the shower, I heard Logan crying.  I asked Darin how long Logan had been crying and he said, "Four months."

Scary Noise.

Dad asked Darin this morning,"Why couldn't you sleep this morning?"
So Darin said, "Because a scary noise."
So Dad asked, "What did the noise sound like?"
And Darin replied, "mmm...I don't know...maybe it was Lo-Lo......probably."

Darin had Spencer's measuring tape and told me that he wanted to measure me.  So, I told him to measure my foot.  He told me it was 80 lbs.

Spencer: You are silly.
Darin: You are modest.

Me: I feel a little sick.
Darin: Did you get stung by a bee?

Trains

Darin: Why is that train going?
Mom: It's going to pick stuff up.
Darin: Kids?
Mom: I don't know.
Darin: It's going to pick up high school kids.
Dad: Where is it taking the high school kids?
Darin: At their homes.

"String cheese are like hot dogs."

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

We had a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight.  Darin had quite a story to tell about that chicken!
Darin said that he and I walked up a mountain to go hunt the chicken.  When I asked how he killed it, he said, "With a sword."  So, we went sword hunting in the mountains for chicken...

Oma's Pool

We visited Oma and Opa for Thanksgiving.  They have a pool.  I explained to Darin that he can't swim in the pool by himself because he could drown and die.  One day while heading inside I said to Darin, "You need to come in with me now because you can't be out by the pool by yourself.  Do you know why?"  Darin said. "Because I will die."  So I continued, "How will you die?"  He said, "An alligator will get me."

Me: I love you.
Darin: Nope, I love Jesus.

"I want to watch Paz.  Peep will be on."

"I did it by my own." or "I want to do it by my own."

My Big Favor

When Darin finished his breakfast, he hopped down from the table and said "I'm all done."
So, I asked him, "Can you do me a favor?"
He asked, "A big one?"
"Yeah.", I said.
He said "ok" as he started to rub my back.  Then, when he was done he said, "I did."
That wasn't the favor that I was asking for, so I laughed and said thank you.  Then I asked if he would put his breakfast bowl in the sink.  He did it with a smile!

Darin's 1st Story

Darin was reading a book to me the other day.  It went a little something like this:

Once upon a time...it was a birdie day...a pretty day.

"We are going to say goodbye now.  Goodbye"