I am just a kid...

Darin wanted to eat in Logan's high chair for lunch.  I was going to put the tray on Darin and he said to me "Don't put it too tight.  Because I am just a kid.  I am just a big kid."

Darin: I have a mogeek on my neck.
Me: What is that?
Darin: A spider!

"I will be Super MAN-dy"

Logan was down for a nap, so I went to take a shower.  When I got out of the shower, I heard Logan crying.  I asked Darin how long Logan had been crying and he said, "Four months."