Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

We had a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight.  Darin had quite a story to tell about that chicken!
Darin said that he and I walked up a mountain to go hunt the chicken.  When I asked how he killed it, he said, "With a sword."  So, we went sword hunting in the mountains for chicken...

Oma's Pool

We visited Oma and Opa for Thanksgiving.  They have a pool.  I explained to Darin that he can't swim in the pool by himself because he could drown and die.  One day while heading inside I said to Darin, "You need to come in with me now because you can't be out by the pool by yourself.  Do you know why?"  Darin said. "Because I will die."  So I continued, "How will you die?"  He said, "An alligator will get me."