Funny Stuff

Putting Darin in the car, he said, "I am smarter than you mom."

I asked, "How do you know?"

He replied, "Because I am a boy."

Darin said, "Is it too late for the park?"
I said, "Yeah."
He said, "Well we can get our flashlights and our snow stuff on and go look for one and play in it."

The Root Beer Place

Darin and I were sitting outside of Spencer's office and he was asking where the library was.  So, I pointed to the High School and said. "The library is over there."
He said, "No, that's the root beer place."
I said "What root beer place?"
"That's the root beer place."
I said, "The cafeteria?"
He said, "Yeah."
I said, "Well the library is back there too."
He said, "No, it's way far over there."

"My feet will get bigger in a minute."

"My heart is saying I want chocolate milk."

"I am going pee outside to make the snow green."

"11...40...9...10...GO!"

I am just a kid...

Darin wanted to eat in Logan's high chair for lunch.  I was going to put the tray on Darin and he said to me "Don't put it too tight.  Because I am just a kid.  I am just a big kid."

Darin: I have a mogeek on my neck.
Me: What is that?
Darin: A spider!

"I will be Super MAN-dy"

Logan was down for a nap, so I went to take a shower.  When I got out of the shower, I heard Logan crying.  I asked Darin how long Logan had been crying and he said, "Four months."

Scary Noise.

Dad asked Darin this morning,"Why couldn't you sleep this morning?"
So Darin said, "Because a scary noise."
So Dad asked, "What did the noise sound like?"
And Darin replied, "mmm...I don't know...maybe it was Lo-Lo......probably."

Darin had Spencer's measuring tape and told me that he wanted to measure me.  So, I told him to measure my foot.  He told me it was 80 lbs.

Spencer: You are silly.
Darin: You are modest.

Me: I feel a little sick.
Darin: Did you get stung by a bee?

Trains

Darin: Why is that train going?
Mom: It's going to pick stuff up.
Darin: Kids?
Mom: I don't know.
Darin: It's going to pick up high school kids.
Dad: Where is it taking the high school kids?
Darin: At their homes.

"String cheese are like hot dogs."

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

We had a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight.  Darin had quite a story to tell about that chicken!
Darin said that he and I walked up a mountain to go hunt the chicken.  When I asked how he killed it, he said, "With a sword."  So, we went sword hunting in the mountains for chicken...

Oma's Pool

We visited Oma and Opa for Thanksgiving.  They have a pool.  I explained to Darin that he can't swim in the pool by himself because he could drown and die.  One day while heading inside I said to Darin, "You need to come in with me now because you can't be out by the pool by yourself.  Do you know why?"  Darin said. "Because I will die."  So I continued, "How will you die?"  He said, "An alligator will get me."

Me: I love you.
Darin: Nope, I love Jesus.